DUNO
ACT 1 SCENE 3
[Curtain opens on Duno and Viconia and Edwin Wandering across (yet another) forest]
DUNO : Welcome to the party, Edwin.
EDWIN: Party? I see no streamers or balloons
EDWIN: [In a stage whisper] Although this does look like a group of clowns
DUNO: Well.. um.... ok. You realize we can hear you when you do that, right?
EDWIN [In a stage whisper] : The morons have ears!
DUNO: *Ahem* well.. hey, look, it's a bear.
VICONIA: Vith'ir ... I am not afraid of a ... *ACK*
[Viconia is bitten in half by the bear]
Bear: Mmmmmm ...yummy...
EDWIN [In a stage whisper]: Foolish girl. She will make a better bear meal than she ever did a cleric. Powerful magic users like I am would never get injured by such a lowly... *ACK*
[Edwin is *almost* bitten in half by the bear while Duno slays it]
[Curtain closes]
ACT 1 SCENE 4
[Curtain opens on Duno and Viconia and Edwin Wandering across (yet another) forest]
DUNO: Wow... that was a long walk back to Nashkel to get you two healed up. Hopefully we won't into another.... Uh oh.... BEAR!
DUNO: At least we are getting better at bear hunting
DUNO: wow. that was great... Hey Viconia.. have you seen Edwin? Oh, never mind. he's serving dinner to that wolf
DUNO: *Whew*... another long walk to get you two healed up again. Now just stay away from wolves and.. BEAR!
DUNO: OK, so we're not so great with the woodland creatures. Let's go after the Gnolls at the fortress as we've promised Edwin... How do we get there again?
EDWIN: We must pass through this village of Xvarts [In a stage whisper] you navigational illiterate
DUNO: Um.. you know, we can still hear you when you do that ... anyway, how will we ever get through? There are many of them.
EDWIN: Do not fear. I have brought.... Skittles! Taste this rainbow, fools!!!!
EDWIN: And with them, we shall.... *ACK*
[Edwin falls by a quick Xvart who caught him unaware]
DUNO: hm. They don't seem to like Skittles. Viconia, let's be a bit less confrontational and get Edwin raised.... *again*
VICONIA: Vith'ir
DUNO: ...what does that mean, exactly.
VICONIA: You don't want to know.
[Curtain closes with Viconia and Duno carrying Edwin's body back to the temple]
ACT 1 SCENE 5
[Curtain opens back in the Xvart village ]
DUNO: HA HA! This fight is easy... Thank the gods we are fighting Xvarts and not... BEAR!!!
VICONIA: Wait, the bear attacks the Xzarts !
DUNO: Heeeeey... that's ... awesome! What say we just back up a little.... Now, where did I put that necklace of missiles...
EDWIN: Around your neck [In a stage whisper] Simpleton
EDWIN: And I will add ice to your fire
[Curtain Closes]
ACT 1 SCENE 6
[Curtain opens on Duno and Viconia and Edwin Wandering across (yet another) forest]
DUNO: Thank the gods we're finally out of that Xvart village and done with the bears for a while.
VICONIA: Be mindful! Ogrillons ahead.
DUNO: Meh... Ogrillons are child's play -- low level scum... wait... where's Edwin? *sigh*
[Curtain closes with Viconia and Duno carrying Edwin's body back to the temple.. again]
[Curtain opens to find Edwin, once *again* restored as the group tries to cross a bridge]
DUNO: Oh... thank the gods... another bear... what would I do without them.... wait.... where's Edwin.... *again*?
VICONIA: The fool surface dweller does not have the power to.. OUCH! Vith'os!
DUNO: OK... let's get Edwin back ..... again... and let's *pleeeaaase* try to avoid bears.
[Curtain closes with Viconia and Duno carrying Edwin's body back to the temple .... yet again]
--BW